Monday, December 04, 2006

White Elephant List

From a conversation where Andy plugged my creativity, these are the things I came up with. Use them, they aren't under copyright.

1.) A hill of beans (in a box)- think literally

2.) A roll in the hay (also in a box) - again, literally

3.) An autographed picture of John Kerry - preferably saying "Thanks for your continued support" or something to that effect

4.) Not pants, but A pant, or a trouser if you're from the UK

5.) A nice pair of trousers cut into CHAPS - complete with a water pistol six-shooter

2 Comments:

and Blogger adam addressed the Senate...

hahaha! those are GREAT ideas, bro! those beat the time someone brought "edible body jelly" and bagels to a ministry white elephant gift exchange that i was a part of...

7:03 AM, December 06, 2006  
and Blogger Whipple addressed the Senate...

You've got to be kidding!!! That's great. That reminds me of the time my old pastor (of 60+ years, and one of the most dignified guys I've ever known) had to do 'belly button' in a game of charades at a staff party.

9:21 PM, December 06, 2006  

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